WOW!

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL voicemail left on my phone at work yesterday:

Hi my name is _____ and I'm gonna be a attending _____ next year for _____ and I just realized that the student questionnaire was due May 22nd and I didn't know about that and I was just wonderin' if it's possible if I could still fill that you 'cuz if would sorta suck if I didn't fill that out. Yeah. Call me back.

And the person leaving the message sounded like they had either just woken up or had just smoked a significant amount of marijuana. This is what I work with. Wow!