Lessons Learned at Szechenyi Baths

When buying clothes it is generally advisable to take one's age and weight into consideration. This should be especially true when purchasing bathing attire... unless you are Hungarian apparently.
The Hungarians at the Szechenyi Baths seem to take 20 off both statistics or completely disregard them altogether.
This results in senior citizens wearing speedos that professional athletes wouldn't be caught dead in and string bikinis that Heidi Klum would turn down.
At least I learned a few very valuable life lessons:
1) Gravity always wins.
2) All skin can tan... or burn.
3) Your mother was right, that tattoo will NOT look good when you're 60.
4) Spandex is even stretchier than you think.